Teen Bear magazine
Taking a break from designing powerpoint presentations for accountants, I decided to throw together the innagural issue of TEENBEAR magazine. I believe this is what Conde Nast would refer to as a bad idea. The gays are iffy enough, but marketing to a sub group within a sub group???
I think there should be a scratch n sniff section to get future bears accustomed to the different smells they may encounter at the eagle or other establishment of choice. Pinups could include leather pageant winners across the 50 states. And a calander of events would promote various teenbear events in the metro area. MiniSNAXX could be one of the advertisers - a new teen only party also thrown at the West Side Tavern - but upstairs. The few straights up to there weren't having that good a time anyway.
If anyone has any ideas for articles, please post them ASAP.
Um, can you hook me up with that guy? Shanky.
Posted by:Brian | January 25, 2005 at 05:38 PM
Um, that's neither a teen nor a bear.
Posted by:huh? | January 25, 2005 at 06:06 PM
yeah..he's about 2 chest hairs from twinkdom
Posted by:patrick bailey | January 25, 2005 at 06:26 PM
I totally want to buy this magazine!
Posted by:'( '-' )' Bearnakedjoe | January 25, 2005 at 08:48 PM
Woof.
But, I must agree...it's more teen cub than teen bear.
But hey, we bears must all go through our cub phases...luv to help that guy through his.
Chris / Henderson, NV
Posted by:Chris b | January 25, 2005 at 11:57 PM
My feeling is that if he lusts after bears, and aspires to be a bear himself, then he IS a bear in spirit, and the antithesis of twinkdom, chest hair or no.
Posted by:Throbert McGee | January 26, 2005 at 01:04 AM
Is it just me, or does that look like Andrew Sullivan's mouth?
Posted by:Max Headroom | January 26, 2005 at 05:03 AM
HA! Sullivan only *wishes* that cover boy was him; he's about 60 pounds shy of Andrew. I saw dude on the TV about a week ago and he's really let himself go. He looks like Bernard Kerik with a beard. It's kinda sad cause he used to be sorta cute. Now, he's a a fat-necked porker.
Posted by:Arch | January 26, 2005 at 03:13 PM
Topics? How about a.) the lost communication technique of back pocket colored handkerchiefs and a helpful guide for teen bears to decode them, b.) Celebrity Happy Trails (if they even exist), c.) Teen Lumberjack pictorial, d.) 'Tommy' of Finland (i.e. before he was Tom).
I'm not even into bears... this just sounded like fun.
Posted by:kerry | January 26, 2005 at 03:30 PM
Topics? How about a.) the lost communication technique of back pocket colored handkerchiefs and a helpful guide for teen bears to decode them, b.) Celebrity Happy Trails (if they even exist), c.) Teen Lumberjack pictorial, d.) 'Tommy' of Finland (i.e. before he was Tom).
I'm not even into bears... this just sounded like fun.
Posted by:kerry | January 26, 2005 at 03:30 PM
My, um, pitch letter: Rogaine: Can it make my forearms furry? | When Dad's a Bear | Fashion: Back to School Bottoms | Quiz: Teen Bear or Chubby Straight?
Posted by:tom c | January 26, 2005 at 05:30 PM
I'm sure NAMBLE will love it.
Posted by:Bill | January 29, 2005 at 10:43 AM
So who is the hot bloke anyway?
Posted by:Tom Coates | February 04, 2005 at 03:53 PM
Top 10 ways teen bears deal with a broken heart
10)Honey
9) Bee Sting Bandit for Gameboy
8) new pair o' jeans
7) Razberry twist Smirnoff Ice with the team
6) Reruns of Trading Spaces: Boys vs. Girls
5) Hugs from coach
4) Driving and crying
3) Picnics w/ Boo Boo
2) Twinkies and Banana Twins
1) teen bears
Posted by:Will Parker | February 08, 2005 at 02:40 PM
these guys are hot.. how do I get on the cover of teen bear?? 24 furry all over in sf
Posted by:Brandon Turner | September 29, 2005 at 10:52 PM
Anyone have any good ideas so I can make this magazine happen? email me.
Posted by:TEENBEAR | July 23, 2006 at 08:28 PM